CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD
don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility
I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu. —Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via joanwatson)
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
i dont even know what keeps me alive anymore
Braveheart, directed by Mel Gibson. 1995.
this is the only frozen-related gifset you’ll ever need
Allies face so much cisphobia and reverse racism I’m going to come out as an ally ally. They need allies too. I’m going to add another A to the acronym for being an ally of allies. Everyone stand together for our allies in their time of need. I have a straight friend.